I checked out a bunch of Old Wives' Tales today on predictions of what bits Splodge will have.
This one says I am having a girl.
As does
this one.
These lists suggest an hermaphrodite, with girlish leanings!
The
"Chinese gender calendar" says Splodge will be a boy, though.
- My tummy is watermelon or egg shaped as opposed to round
- Splodge is carrying, and kicks, very low
- Splodge favours the right side
- Through my pregnancy I have wanted fresh fruits, veges, sweets and carbs - and been not too keen on lots of meat or a lot of cheese
- My skin has been na$$$ty
- The hair on my head has looked stringier and become coarser (the individual hairs have become thicker and rougher feeling since being pregnant - I'm used to lots of thin strands)
- The hair (legs, under arms, tummy)on my body has been growing at a rate of knots
- I suffered morning sickness in my first trimester
- Although I have put on flesh all over my body, I don't look pregnant from behind at all - it's all carried "in front"
- A needle and thread dangled over my tummy went in circles, not back and forth
- My hands have been soft, not dry, throughout my pregnancy
- My feet have felt colder since being pregnant
- I favour sleeping on my left side
- My face has been puffy and round since being pregnant - it's not hollowed out at all, and some days is positively knobbly
Most of these (but not all) apparently indicate Splodge is a girl.
Regardless, my partner has taken to calling hir "Captain Bloodnut" in anticipation of her being born a red-head.
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