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Everybody wants to know what gender Splodge is.New-made acquaintances at this Christmas past thought nothing of swanking up five minutes after introduction and asking "So do you know if it's a boy or a girl?"An old friend from highschool asked me early on 'What do you want?"When I confessed to desiring a daughter she turned on me an incredulous look "But what if it's a boy?"The hormones urged m...